“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way
"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord